1. It is the ONLY time in your life when you look cute in jean shorts with elastic. For those stuck in the early 90s or Land's End catalogs, I repeat. It is the ONLY time jean shorts with elastic are cute.
2. You can have a comb-over and still get complimented on it daily.
3. You can go to the pool with mom, each sporting your "baby fat" bellies in your swimsuits. You spend the whole time fielding "oohs" and "ahhs" for the cute little tummy. Mom spends the whole time sucking in.
4. Going for a "power walk" means reclining, watching the world go by or taking a snooze...even on the hills.
1 comment:
this is the cutest entry - i about died reading the 'jean shorts with elastic' bit. also, i am kind of behind the times - i just now realized i could leave comments on this!
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